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There are a few interesting things that have taken place these last couple of days. 1st and most importantly, who can believe that the Orlando magic have won two games in a row against the Celtics, which has brought the series to a 3-2 Celtics lead. I dont think Orlando will be the 1st team to come back 4rm a 3-0 deficit to win the series, but I think they are and have been, since last year on a strong run that suggest that they are a formidable foe and ready for greatness. I can't predict whether they're missing a player, a bench, or a coach, but they are only a hop & skip away from a 99-07 San Antonio-type championship run, they may not win it all every year but they will be knocking on the door of the dance. Los Suns have also evened up the series with the Lakers. I really believed its destined for the Lakers to see the Championship, so I give this series to the Lakers 4-2.



On the Rumor mill, Kanye West has moved from a top tier artist to a Paris Hilton-type, publicity and new fame for no reason(e.g. Taylor swift incident). Now he's everywhere for reportedly paying Amber Rose multi-millions to keep quiet the details of their relationship. This Kinda makes you wonder "What the f*ck was Kanye doing?!?!?"...lets speculate....maybe he is the type of guy that practices his asshole moves, maybe he likes to have sex dressed like the bear on the cover of college dropout, maybe he has dreams of the Taylor Swift incident, maybe he really did say "hold up Atlanta, I know you flooding in all, but Katrina was way bigger", or maybe he likes Amber Rose cause she looks like a guy.....just saying! Plus, lil girls can now chose "freak" as a profession which is obviously paying better than most professions that require 8 yrs of schooling. Anyways she says she has her eyes on Kobe Bryant, WOW! Oh yea 50 Cent has a new role in which he has dropped hella weight, and has taught me the importance of weight lifting, because he went 4rm a giant to a worm, damn homie! There is also rumors of a nicki Minaj sextape...wonder what barbie's doing behind close doors! Waka Flocka has been assaulted once again, this time by fans throwing bottles on the stage. It seems this young flames career is going to be ended not by musical exhaustion but yung bergitis, constantly being punked. He needs to smash somebody & fast.

Welcome to the College Audit, your place for entertainment news, rumors, gossip, fashion, sports, love, dating tips, relationships, and video game related topics. The goal here is to keep you (the reader) informed on what is happening, what may happen, and what will happen, while catering to a college-aged audience with things that are on their agenda and what interest them. The areas that are covered, specifically include hip-hop & Hollywood rumors, the fresheriest(lol) videos, NFL & NBA news, including free agency & play-offs review; fashion trends that are beginning, ending, and the trends that should be dragged off in the woods and shot(skinny jeans, you know who you are!), as well as, The latest clothing sales for females(miss sixty, wet seals, forever 21, HM, etc.) and males(American eagle, Rocawear, Sean John, etc.) which will be listed as a weekly blog of its own. We all are young and love to share love, so i'll share my tips on the economic conditions of the dating scene as well as tips from other sites on a wide variety of areas, not limited to, finding the right one, losing the wrong one, signs to look out for in a partner, how to properly flirt, if she or he is into you, & etc. Also, For all my video game fanatics I will try my darnest to keep you guys in the know on the highest rated and most anticipated games at the current moment. Even though I'm a playstation fan, im a nice enough guy to let Xbox and Wii join the party. Always check out the Student Union for your gossip and be sure to click on the heading to change from "hip-hop rumors" to "NFL news" for instance. My twitter page is @thecollegeaudit, and will most likely have 20 times more information on everything than you would receive from here, so check it out!!! "WELCOME TO COLLEGE, SLACKERS"(in my old lady teacher from grease voice)!!!!