The College Audit

There are a few interesting things that have taken place these last couple of days. 1st and most importantly, who can believe that the Orlando magic have won two games in a row against the Celtics, which has brought the series to a 3-2 Celtics lead. I dont think Orlando will be the 1st team to come back 4rm a 3-0 deficit to win the series, but I think they are and have been, since last year on a strong run that suggest that they are a formidable foe and ready for greatness. I can't predict whether they're missing a player, a bench, or a coach, but they are only a hop & skip away from a 99-07 San Antonio-type championship run, they may not win it all every year but they will be knocking on the door of the dance. Los Suns have also evened up the series with the Lakers. I really believed its destined for the Lakers to see the Championship, so I give this series to the Lakers 4-2.



On the Rumor mill, Kanye West has moved from a top tier artist to a Paris Hilton-type, publicity and new fame for no reason(e.g. Taylor swift incident). Now he's everywhere for reportedly paying Amber Rose multi-millions to keep quiet the details of their relationship. This Kinda makes you wonder "What the f*ck was Kanye doing?!?!?"...lets speculate....maybe he is the type of guy that practices his asshole moves, maybe he likes to have sex dressed like the bear on the cover of college dropout, maybe he has dreams of the Taylor Swift incident, maybe he really did say "hold up Atlanta, I know you flooding in all, but Katrina was way bigger", or maybe he likes Amber Rose cause she looks like a guy.....just saying! Plus, lil girls can now chose "freak" as a profession which is obviously paying better than most professions that require 8 yrs of schooling. Anyways she says she has her eyes on Kobe Bryant, WOW! Oh yea 50 Cent has a new role in which he has dropped hella weight, and has taught me the importance of weight lifting, because he went 4rm a giant to a worm, damn homie! There is also rumors of a nicki Minaj sextape...wonder what barbie's doing behind close doors! Waka Flocka has been assaulted once again, this time by fans throwing bottles on the stage. It seems this young flames career is going to be ended not by musical exhaustion but yung bergitis, constantly being punked. He needs to smash somebody & fast.